Thursday, November 27, 2008
Sexy Lips - Sweet or Sour?
I was sitting across from a guy at a book store yesterday. He was tall, seemed to be employed, handsome and had very sexy mouth (lips, teeth, foreign accent and sexy lips). - He struck up a conversation and we had a great conversation! After chatting for a while I felt the warmth of my libido and the intensity of his interest. There was a bit of chemistry. This surprised me. I usually take a while before my physical organs get involved. He offered diner, gave me his card... then did the unthinkable. He unwrapped a ham sandwich with extra mayo and took a giant bite! Arrrrg! This blew it for me. His once supple and sexy lips now became a petri dish of bacteria, steroids, preservatives and dead pig juice. Needless to say, I never called.