Thursday, November 27, 2008

Sexy Lips - Sweet or Sour?

I was sitting across from a guy at a book store yesterday. He was tall, seemed to be employed, handsome and had very sexy mouth (lips, teeth, foreign accent and sexy lips). - He struck up a conversation and we had a great conversation! After chatting for a while I felt the warmth of my libido and the intensity of his interest. There was a bit of chemistry. This surprised me. I usually take a while before my physical organs get involved. He offered diner, gave me his card... then did the unthinkable. He unwrapped a ham sandwich with extra mayo and took a giant bite! Arrrrg! This blew it for me. His once supple and sexy lips now became a petri dish of bacteria, steroids, preservatives and dead pig juice. Needless to say, I never called.

5 comments:

  1. I am not sure how I missed this email asking for friends to comment on this BLOG of yours. If I had seen it earlier I would have lashed into with the speed of light! I know you and how particular you are, and you do have the right to be. Finding a person unsavory because of their choice of what they eat, to me, is the same thing as finding someone awful because they choose to not shave their legs or arm pits..I feel that often times people gain these longer and longer check lists for others that end up ruling out most! Much deeper values such as intellect, humor, respect..gracious, even good breath are far more important than carnivorous men. I mean, some things can be a bit more in your face, like a chain smoker, or really bad teeth, dirty nails, hideous fashion, bad grammar, no job, the list goes on. None of these are SO vile that the person should be ruled out. If the ham eating man is such a hideous beast, I would suggest asking the food preference question right after "hello". Does that mean that men that have their mouth NEAR meat are off limits? If so, forget about oral sex on YOU, because you ARE made of meat! HA, gotcha....

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  2. I am in agreement with Tene on this one....but it's your life. Just think about the fact that the majority of human men are raised by, and then become meat eaters. YOU were , in fact, one once upon a time. So, at least give the "employed, cute, and smart" man a chance. You may explain to him on the 1st date, or so that you are a vegan, and see where it goes from there. Love, Jenise .

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  3. I wouldn't have called him back either. Animal eaters are gross.

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  4. Wow, I just came across this Blog and it is such an excellent idea. I know you are terribly busy but please post as often as possible. Your stories probably aren't as unusual as you think. There are plenty of vegan men and women who feel the same way. In fact, I am developing a feature film about it. We should communicate and share some idea. Please e-mail me at Producer@GreenLightFlix.com

    Keep up the great work!

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